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Dokken vs Chicken: Firewall Software – Heavy Metal Music | Norton
norton asked:
Picture this: Your hard drive is a chicken. 80s heavy metal music band, Dokken, is a computer virus that likes its chicken fried. Protect your chicken from hungry hair bands with the right firewall software. Norton Internet Security 2010.
why is this last guy talkin like yoda lmao
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:00 pmHHmm?….The 80′s, strange times they were….I too Metal did listen Hmmm back then…
Dark Times were they………..
February 5th, 2010 at 1:44 pmif that chicken strikes them down now dokken shall become more powerful than it could ever imagine
February 6th, 2010 at 6:49 amI think I love Dokken, and I wish George Lynch & Jeff Pilson would return.
February 7th, 2010 at 7:39 amreally sad. their career went to shit
February 10th, 2010 at 4:32 pmThought Dokken didn’t liek chicken…D:
February 14th, 2010 at 3:59 amThis series of ads is friggin genius! Awesome Dokken! Just wish George Lynch was in these ads as well. That would be the best!
February 17th, 2010 at 1:57 ami would also allow
February 18th, 2010 at 6:51 pmOkay, I still wouldn’t advise my customers to use Norton AV, but this commercial is downright hilarious. If you could make your product that good, I’d be an immediate convert.
February 20th, 2010 at 6:50 amGenius add!!!! Great! Dokken rocks!
February 22nd, 2010 at 6:14 pmpffft! I’m sorry Norton, how can you take that tagline seriously? That’s like saying protect your TV from Alice Cooper…wait.
February 25th, 2010 at 7:27 pmI think There was another one when they surround the chicken and it bursts into falmes.
February 26th, 2010 at 6:36 pmI’m hungry now D:
February 27th, 2010 at 1:46 amOk, two things. One is the ending on Meebo is different, with the band executing a simultaneous pelvic thrust and making the chicken burst into flame. The other is that Don Dokken really looks like Bruce Willis these days.
February 27th, 2010 at 3:21 pmI think man looks like good chiken
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:41 pmI think this advertisments are so fuckin amazing!
March 3rd, 2010 at 8:22 amHey waitaminit. I thought Dokken didn’t like chicken.
March 4th, 2010 at 1:51 amhahahahahaha!
March 4th, 2010 at 8:03 pmThis is really great…Hell ya
March 4th, 2010 at 8:09 pmBest advert ive ever seen
March 4th, 2010 at 10:44 pmI think love it!
March 6th, 2010 at 6:20 pmI think lol
March 8th, 2010 at 12:18 amI think AVG
‘Nuff Said
March 10th, 2010 at 5:11 pmI think Zonealarm firewal/AV plus occasional freeware avg scan > paying out the ass for Norton software.
danratsnapnames == a conceded rule breaker
This commercial == The Good Kind of Shit
March 13th, 2010 at 5:58 amI think Finally, Dokken’s getting some bread
March 15th, 2010 at 5:00 pm